dark_blue_fen

The one with the best quote yet...

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:06:31 GMT

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my lorne. That's the price she has to pay.

Which movie was this quote from?

The one where I try to entertain myself at work...

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:51:31 GMT

Blue. As of a sky
Or an ocean unfathomed
His eyes. Closed in sleep.

If I was a vagablonde, a perfect vagablonde, how would you know it was really me?

Which movie was this quote from?

I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old lorne for dinner.

Which movie was this quote from?

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Lorne' at will to old ladies.

Which movie was this quote from?

Watch the lorne, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the lorne!

Which movie was this quote from?

The one where I just go meh.....

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 23:15:09 GMT

So you know those days where you just kinda feel like laying down and crying and you aren't sure why...it's like subconsciously you know something is wrong but you've no idea what it might be. That's where I am right tonight - maybe I'm getting sick or something...

The one where I tell you guys I made a Lorne video...

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 16:50:52 GMT

I'm not happy with the uploaded version as it skews the audio at the end - I tried to fix it, but nothing doing. The yousendit version has the right audio. It really doesn't take much away from the video, but it's definitely a little off.

But anyway - A Lorne vid from the Stargate Atlantis episode: The Game

yousendit:
http://download.yousendit.com/7AEAAD4104A0F58C

photobucket:
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v739/hautecoffey/?action=view¤t=lornethegamecomp-1.flv
(in this one, the audio is off a bit at the end - the yousendit version is the better one)

crossposted to slashing_lorne

The one where I explain why I am in shellshock

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 10:21:06 GMT

Last night before going to sleep, I watched Highlander the Source.

Single most painful experience of my life.

Let me explain - it was the single most painful experience of my life. I was actually fondly wishing for the planet Zeist...

More Skin Monday - 9.15.07

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 15:01:24 GMT

The Outer Limits: Caught In The Act

Trigger Happy Thursday of GUNPORNE!!!

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 13:03:20 GMT

SG-1/SGA(lorne) [Smut Fic - Week 2/prompt #5]

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:38:58 GMT

Title: I might like you better if we slept together...
Author: vagablonde
Rating: Mature
Warnings: slash
Word Count: 1294
Summary: Lorne and McKay, alone on a planet…again.
Author's Notes: written for ironman7 Smut week!

It was the third time this week Sheppard had stuck him with McKay and Lorne was starting to wonder what he'd done to piss the Colonel off. Whatever it was, it had been bad on a cosmic-destruction-of-universes bad.

McKay was in the corner of the library they'd be assigned to check out, complaining bitterly about the waste of his abilities on what was basically a make-nice-with-the-friendly-planet-hand-holding mission.

"These people have nothing in the way of useful technology or even a decent collection of historical books. I may actually have to write a new formula in order to calculate the enormity of time I am wasting here."

"Give it a rest, McKay," Lorne snapped, harsher than the other ten times he'd said it today.

"That's easy for you to say, your questionable skills are actually being put to use here on Planet Backwater," McKay picked up a book and blew dust off of it. "Well, at least they were, before we entered the library."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Lorne's patience was nearing an end.

"Well, we are in a library, surrounded by books which of course would need to be read - "

Lorne grabbed two fistfuls of pale blue shirt and backed McKay roughly across the room to collide with the far wall in a full body press. It was time to take a new approach.

"Major - !"

"I'm tired, McKay, really, really tired. This is the tenth planet I've been on in ten days and I am not in the mood to listen to you whine about everything damned thing in every damned room we go into, DO YOU HEAR ME?? So if you have something constructive to say, say it, otherwise SHUT IT!""

McKay swallowed, squeaking out a noncommittal noise of sorts.

"Well?" Lorne demanded, giving McKay a shove and pressing him further into the wall. He wanted to give McKay every opportunity to understand how serious he was.

Which is how he discovered McKay was attracted to him. The evidence was pretty unmistakable given his proximity to the other man. McKay's hard-on pushed against the fabric of his issued pants and against Lorne's hip. He flexed his own hips experimentally and produced the squeaking noise again.

"Something you want to talk about, Rodney?"

"Uh….no."

"You sure?"

Lorne ground his hips into McKay's groin. This time McKay whimpered.

"What was that - I didn't catch it," Lorne continued to thrust slowly and deliberately against McKay.

"I, uh…the, uh…door, the door - "

"Nobody's there Rodney."

McKay sagged against the wall, his knees unsteady under the assault of Lorne's hips. Lorne guided McKay's hand down to his crotch, wrapping McKay's fingers around his hardening cock.

"You - you're interested?"

"Doc, parts of me are very interested - " Lorne agreed. "Why wouldn't I be?"

"Because I'm me. And I didn't think you even liked me."

"Maybe it's time to try and change that."

Lorne leaned up a bit and brought McKay's mouth to his. With Rodney's tongue sliding around his teeth and his fingers flexing around his cock, Lorne groaned, the sound long and drawn out. He broke free of McKay and crossed to lock the door of the older room.

"Major - ?" Rodney squeaked.

"Drop your pants, McKay," he replied, unzipping his tac-vest and dropping it across the dusty books.

"Here?"

"Would you rather go outside?"

"Uh, no…no. Here is good."

McKay fumbled with the zipper of the pants, finally managing to undo them. He stood there holding the two sides of the zip together, looking around.

"Where - "

"Drop 'em."

McKay let the pants fall around his ankles. Lorne turned him to face the wall, pulling his hips away to leave Rodney slightly bent at the waist with his hands braced against the wall. Lorne reached up and took one of McKay's hands, bringing it down to his cock.

"Jack yourself."

McKay complied, yanking at his cock like a Chihuahua on speed.

"Take it easy, McKay," Lorne ordered, punctuating his words with a quick slap on Mckay's pale ass.

The shock of the spanking shot through McKay and he groaned, faltering in his efforts to jerk himself off, slowing down by default.

"That's more like it. Take your time."

Lorne undid his belt and unbuttoned his BDU's, pulling his own cock out to bob languidly in front of him, the leaking tip brushing the reddened area of McKay's ass and leaving a smear of pre-cum. Lorne fished in a cargo pocket of his pants and withdrew a condom, ripping the foil in his teeth and rolling it onto himself. McKay looked up from his attentions.

"You brought a condom!"

"It's my emergency stash," Lorne grinned.

McKay returned to jerking himself, his grunts telling Lorne he was close. Lorne covered McKay's hand with his own, leaning in close to McKay's ear.

"Come, Rodney, come all over my hand," he said low and quiet. "Fuck your fist and come all over me…"

That did it for McKay. His hips jerked and his cock shot cum over Lorne's hand as requested. Lorne ran his hand over McKay's and his cock, covering himself in cum. He slicked cum on the condom and slid his fingers between McKay's asscheeks, pressing in while McKay was still coming down from his orgasm. McKay pushed back on him, groaning, his ass sliding over Lorne's fingers.

"I think you're ready - "

McKay nodded, his knees not entirely solid. Lorne lined his cock up and pushed past the ring of muscle to slip inside Rodney, pushing in until he was buried in McKay's ass, his balls slapping against him. He pulled out, but when McKay pushed backwards again Lorne slammed back into him and brought his hand down against the still pinkened flesh. McKay clenched around him tight and hot and so Lorne smacked him again, rewarded by the same sort of milking again.

"Jack yourself again - " Lorne told him.

"I can't - I'm not - "

Jack yourself!" he said again, louder - an order.

McKay complied, hardening in his hand, his ass clenching around Lorne's cock.

"Come on, McKay," Lorne urged, "come all over the wall," scoring his words with another open-palmed slap.

McKay grunted, his muscles tightening down on Lorne's cock.

"Fuck!"

Lorne felt the orgasm hit him, hard and fast and good, washing through his groin. He threw his head back and rode it out, vaguely aware that McKay was holding both of them up by collapsing into the wall. He pulled himself out of McKay's ass slowly, already regretting the loss of tight heat around him. Pulling the condom off, he knotted it and pulled a bag from another of his cargo pockets.

"God - you are a boy scout!" McKay snorted.

Smiling, Lorne drew a small package of moist wipes from the same pocket and handed one to McKay.

"Complaining?"

"No." McKay cleaned himself up and shoved the wipe into Lorne's bag while Lorne did the same, going over to unlock the door once they'd both refastened their various pieces of clothing.

McKay went back to work on the books without further comment. After a relatively short period of time, he glanced up.

"Do - "

"Ah-ah-ah," Lorne warned, holding up a finger for silence.

"You really don't like me, do you?"

Lorne thought a second before answering. "I don't think we're the types who will hang out for beers and chips and football," he admitted.

"Oh, okay," McKay accepted.

He turned several pages in the book in front of him before adding, without looking up, "Does that mean we can't do this again?"

"Oh, yeah, Doc, we will definitely be doing this again."

The one with a very short story

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:07:49 GMT

A Very Short Story

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, BITCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

Thought For the Day:

If only men would listen.....

Torchwood(Jack Harkness/Estelle Cole) [Romance - Week 3/prompt #4]

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 19:04:40 GMT

Title: A World Full Of Promises
Author: vagablonde
Rating: general audiences
Warnings: none
Word Count: 336
Summary: A look at Estelle and te dashing young Captain Jack Harkness, England, the height of WWII
Author's Notes:

War-torn England painted a dreary backdrop for the sun and sky of a deceptively quiet April. Spring had come in spite of the war and Germany's best attempts to hold life and rebirth at bay with their bombs and planes and strategic fronts.

Jack reached out, tucking an errant strand of chestnut hair behind Estelle's ear, his fingers brushing her cheek as he drew back. She smiled and it wasn't a shy, girlish expression - not his Estelle. Her smile was bold and broad, reaching her eyes as a mischievous glint.

"I want to kiss you, Estelle Cole."

"I think you should."

Jack leaned close to her, his mouth barely above hers.

"Well, go on, Captain Harkness, before I change my mind."

His mouth closed over hers, his tongue slipping between her lips. Estelle let herself fall backwards into the new grass. He kissed her breathless, following the line of her jaw to her ear, nuzzling into her hair, his breath warm against her skin.

"So bold, Captain." She laughed encouragingly, her arms around his waist.

"It's a time to be bold, Miss Cole. There aren't any guarantees for tomorrows; todays have to last a lifetime."

He leaned up on one elbow, his eyes tracing her face as he often did - she was so beautiful.

"Do you love me, Jack?" she asked suddenly.

"Completely," he answered without hesitation.

"Then love me - I want to feel your skin on mine and I don't want to wait for tomorrow."

Jack sobered. "I can wait, Estelle."

"I can't - every day I feel like your tomorrows might not be mine, might not be with me. I don't want to count them anymore - I want 'today', Jack, I want 'right now'."

Jack climbed to his feet, pulling her up after him, wrapping his arms around her, lifting her off her feet and spinning them both around.

"I want to be with you forever, Estelle Cole!"

"Well," she smiled, holding on for dear life, "I will if you will."

The one where I point out that I've totally blown ironman7, but I'm still going to do it

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 23:23:07 GMT

SG-1/SGA(lorne) [Smutfic - Week 2/prompt #6]

Title: Say It.
Author: vagablonde
Rating: Mature for sexual situations
Warnings: smut
Word Count: 190
Summary: Lorne. Sheppard. Smut.
Author's Notes: Who's really the one in charge here...

"Say it!"

He held his tongue, refusing to speak, not even as the wax hit his skin.

"SAY IT," the command came again, again accompanied by the sharp bite of heat on his thigh, burning into the sensitive flesh.

He closed his eyes, still seeing the flicker of light behind his eyelids, waiting the interminable pause as wax melted into the caldera of the candle, gathering, pooling -

"SAY IT." There was no trace of sympathy left in the words as the wax spilled onto his skin again, followed by the rake of nails across injured flesh.

He clenched his teeth, his body shaking alive with the pleasure the pain invoked.

"SAY IT!" Fingers tore into his hair, forcing his head back, exposing his throat as the wax poured over his skin - again.'

"Say it - " but this time softer, and words that were an afterthought pleaded - "for me."

He swallowed, his throat dry and raw.

"Please - " he whispered.

The quick rasp of snaps and his cock, hard and purpled, was buried in the waiting mouth, his body emptying into John Sheppard's long, beautiful throat.

The one where I muse about future cons...

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:58:25 GMT

I have booked a room for the Orlando Vulkon at which the delicious Jefferey Coombs will be appearing. It's a total bonus that James Darren and Conner Trinnear will be there as well.....anyone else wanna go? I still have to buy tickets...::makes note to self::

It also appears that Erik Estrada will be appearing at FL-FX in January - wonder if he will be squeezing the Charmin there as well....::grins::

I have tickets for D*C 2008, but can't book a room yet.....::frowns::

The one with a meme

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:45:48 GMT

Tell Me About You

1. Name:

2. Birthday:

3. Place of residence:

4. What makes you happy:

5. What are you listening to now/have listened to last:

6. Do you read my lj:

7. If you do, what is particularly good/bad about it:

8. An interesting fact about you:

9. Are you in love/have a crush at the moment:

10. Favourite place to be:

11. Favourite lyric:

12. Best time of the year:

13. Weirdest food you like:

14. Do farts make you laugh:

Recommend

1. A film:

2. A book:

3. A band, a song and an album:

Me

1. One thing you like about me:

2. Two things you like about yourself:

3. Put this in your lj so I can tell you what I think of you.

The post where I go "WTF" and "why do some people exist"

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 10:56:38 GMT

Actually, it's me, bitching about other people going to DragonCon this year. Now understand that 99% of the people who I know of who are going are excited, delerious, giddy, and anxious, in some cases they are going into debt, marshalling resources, planning costumes, generally doing all those things one does before paying the exhorbitant hotel room fees, entirely reasonable entry prices and hording snacks and empty water bottles on which they will try and exist for the four day marathon.

Then there are the other ones.

You guys know the ones I'm talking about. The ones who are basically living at the D*C based forum threads, the LJ comms, etc, telling everyone else how they are being ripped off, how things they know nothing about or bothered to check into are a scam, how people can get around paying for autos/photos/etc. Why do they bother and if everything is so awful and a scam, why are they going??????? I can think of other things to spend 1000 bucks on than something that I believe to be a scam, where I think I'm being ripped off, and where I think the "other" folks there are "stupid", "ignorant", "gullible" - that list goes on....

So there. I'm done bitching about it - for now, anyway. I'm going with a fabulous groups of folk and I had a blast last year! I bought what I wanted, paid for what I bought, and came home with fantastik experiences. I'm not sure what everyone else's problems are...

The one where I point out that I managed another entry for ironman7

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 23:23:02 GMT

A time to gain, a time to lose or The tag of me!!

The one where I talk about ironman7

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:58:39 GMT

I'm seriously behind already and it's still week #1!!!

Prompt:I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky. But why, why, why can't it be, why can't it be mine?

http://asylums.insanejournal.com/ironman7/11492.html - it's all about the Lorne.

The one where I see if I finally can post to multiple journals from semagic

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 22:26:19 GMT

I love my flist!!!!!

The one where I realize I have not been keeping up with my friends' list...

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:56:22 GMT

I'm on a friending spree - wheeeee!

The one where I breath a huge sigh of relief realizing I am now only about five things behind today

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 14:01:23 GMT

Mood: Relieved.

1 down, four to go!!

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Sun, 19 Aug 2007 23:43:34 GMT

I'm insane. Tomorrow is the start of ironman7 and that's all I have to say about that.

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Sun, 19 Aug 2007 23:41:26 GMT

From: http://the-minx-17.insanejournal.com/127604.html

Bringing Back the Porn!
On September 1, all of fandom here on IJ posts a piece of art or writing that has some sort of smut factor. It can be implied, it can be graphic, it can be raunchy (I vote for this one *cheeky grin*), it just needs to be.

Why?

Because after all the censorship issues, fandom needs to bring back the porn!

Don't tell me you can't- one sentence, a doodle, all of it will do.

Remember- Bring Back the Porn - September 01, only on InsaneJournal!

Your Mission is...

(1) Pimp this in your journal
(2) Write or Draw fandom smut
(3) Post on September 01
(4) Comment, Comment, Comment

the one where I am sending a note to my bestest buddy drkcherry

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 13:40:47 GMT

If anyone sees drkcherry, please let her know, okay??

ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.
YOU WILL BE SAFE, I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE.

the one where I am still freaking out over having 500 icons...

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 00:11:01 GMT

Tweak says, "We're all mad here."

::Here are the pictures you've uploaded in the past. You can assign keywords to them so you can use them by keyword later, select which one to use as your default, or delete old ones. To upload a new one, use the form at the top of the page.

Currently uploaded: 11 out of 500::

I will never have 500 icons....

the one where I ponder "does this amuse anyone else as much as it does me..."

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:13:27 GMT

malefactor (which can be broken down into the words male and factor the meaning of which is - one who does harm.

the one where I continue bitching about semagic....which I actually dearly love

hautecoffey@yahoo.com — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 11:56:12 GMT

If I can get semagic to post blank posts to both IJ and LJ simultaneously,why can't I get it to post a real post????